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Jesus Stinks


"I stinketh, don't I? Any of you have some frankincense I can borrow?"
- Jesus (via Matthew Paul Turner)

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  1. LOL. I'm saving you a seat beside me in Hell.

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  2. Likewise if I get there first, I do enjoy laughing on the way there, though.

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  3. The sad part is that most Christians forget that Jesus was human and emitted all sorts of "unholy" bodily odors during his life (and even more so after death) . The imbalance between divine and mortal always surprises me that it is still considered sacrilege to emphasize his humanity. Something stinkeths indeed!

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  4. That was good. Guess that would be the def of "Bad cause of body odor" for sure. :-)

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  5. Yep, that be true. People are weird that way with the imbalanced perception of Jesus divine yet mortal, they don't want to think about the specifics of it. Not that I blame them, really, I don't like thinking about the "unholy odors" of people I know now even and I wouldn't consider most of them divine even.

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  6. For sure indeed. Makes me going three days without deodorant seem like nothing at all.

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