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Easter and the Jesus Christ Action Figure

There's a lady over at eHow concerned about children thinking Easter is all candy and bunnies. She says, "rather than allow children only to think that it is a 'fun' holiday, it may be time to start thinking about telling them the true meaning of Easter", so she put together this list on how to do that.

Yawn. I say, get the kids involved! Kids love pretending and, of course, action figures! Why not make play-time lesson-time, with this awesome Jesus Christ action figure play set instead? Don't forget the resurrection bit, though, arguably the most important part. You'll probably want to splurge for the cross, too.

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  1. My wife was thrilled to be awoken by the blasting of "JESUS SAVES" (not) Who knew Jesus could be such an exciting action figure? MEL GIBSON! And here I thought Jesus liked to fish. (I still say GI Joe could take him down!)

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  2. I dunno... Jesus has some pretty ripped abs.

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  3. Joe had guns, and was triple jointed. Barbie was hot for him.He liked Cowboy Bob...

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