Why buy salsa when it's cheaper, better, and so fucking quick and easy to just make your own? Same thing with guacamole. And hummus. Yum, by the way, on all three accounts. Why is it now almost frowned upon to not have that electronic map screen in your car with that bitch also yapping about how to get from point A to point B? They're called maps, people, and they cost about a buck for a good one. What else. Oh yeah, and speaking of cars, do you really need that DVD player and the game console for the backseat youngster riders-along? Give the kids a book, for God's sake. It's not like their fat asses aren't already spending too much time with that other shit already in the living room at home. To bitch more, all of these advertisements about how "fantastic the savings" to buy direct from some wholesale distributor warehouse around here (probably just a local thing.) When this one couple went to remodel their kitchen, for example, fantastic the savings when...