Church of England priest Peter Mullen, chaplain for the London Stock Exchange (who knew?) is sorry now, publicly apologizing about posting on his blog that gay guys should all be forcibly tattooed on ass and chin with locale-appropriate health alerts. Kind of like the caveat emptor blurb on packs of smokes ... or as they're known across the pond, fags. That occurred to me as I was writing it just now, kind of funny. I amuse myself sometimes. “ Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH, their chins with FELLATIO KILLS ," what he said. Okay, as much as I enjoy getting tattoos (and I do) I have to admit that I really would prefer not having a hazardous warning label branded onto my ass. Might be a turnoff to some cute guy, making him think twice when I'd rather he not be thinking so much at all. And that chin tattoo thing would just simply hurt like hell, so I'd have to pass on that o...