Dr. John Corvino, the self-titled "gay moralist" ... I've had rather a major crush on this guy for quite some time now, since happening across his columns over at 365 Gay 's Opinion section . Meet my most recent pretend boyfriend. Writer, speaker, philosophy professor and cute as hell. Although, as per the seeming trend of most columnists, I'd wager that this cutie patootie's byline pic has most likely for many years gone unupdated. I did the mental ballpark arithmetic after some online stalking research, and considering that he received his PhD in 1998 I'm guessing that he might actually look just a wee bit older now. That and with notice that he's been delivering his " What's Morally Wrong With Homosexuality? " lecture for more than fifteen years ... I'm just saying he's probably not the spring chicken of this picture. (Unless, of course, he may have developed some magical homosexual superpower of achieving eternal youth. Which...