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Fourth of July Dud

Not feeling so patriotic this weekend despite all the fireworks hullabaloo. Last night was more scary than not, really. Just sounded like maybe a busier than normal night in the 'hood around here. Gunshots and firecrackers sound remarkably similar, FYI. So I spent a lot of my time ducking, better safe than sorry. I do hope that whatever advantageous mayhem the holiday may have elicited is over and done with. Not to mention that it was plain annoying. And those "big event fireworks displays" trumpeted about town all week here ... yeah, I caught a few of those live coverages on the local news. Lame, lame, and lamer still. At least I gave it a shot. Seems to me there really wasn't so much to celebrate this Fourth of July, all things considered, what with this intended to be our annual orgiastic blowout in honor of the greatness of all things America! What a farce these last few years, each one more so than the last. Rather than those danged noisy fireworks, yesterday sho...

Meet the Neighbors

Okay - nobody gives a crap about anyone else's local news, I realize that. I know that I don't anyway. Still, I can't help myself from sharing this gem of an example of one of my neighbor's less-than-stellar level of smarts as this happened today literally just down the road from where I live. Think whatever you will about me, but I do find this report amusing and it does make me laugh. Stupid people are funny. Kansas City, Mo. - Fireworks are being blamed for starting a fire that damaged a home in Brookside. The woman who lives in the home told investigators that her children were setting off fireworks in the attic. When she first smelled smoke, the woman thought a neighbor was smoking meat. This would be why I don't go out of my way to meet the neighbors.