This quite clearly is no ordinary, run of the General Mill variety corn flake! Nosiree Bob! This, my friends, can be considered nothing short of cereal phenomena. The resemblance is uncanny indeed. (Squint if you must, and feel free to stretch your imagination. See it? Okay, give it some time. Just trust me on this one.) Box of corn flakes ... $3.99 (prices may vary). State of Illinois rendered à la Kellogg toasted grain ... priceless $1,350.00. So deemed Monty Kerr. SOLD! To the second biggest Texan idiot . Seriously, folks, you can't make this shit up. Two sisters from Virginia sold their Illinois-shaped corn flake on eBay Friday night for $1,350. "We were biting our nails all the way up to the finish, seeing what would happen," said Melissa McIntire, 23. "There's a lot of relief involved." True story . Auction winner Monty (which disturbingly points toward other like-minded bandwidth-wasting short bus riders), runs a trivia website with the amusingly ir...