Welcome to my sick world. I'm obsessed with achieving twenty-one millionth viewer status of this quirky and for whatever reason incredibly popular (albeit also incredibly inane) YouTube sensation. Pathetic, I know, but I confess to watching this video multiple times daily. I really do. All right, so I have no pride nor reasonable explanation. Whatever. I do, however, have high aspirations: twenty-one millionth would be totally awesome! 20,901,020 and counting ...