The Disabled American Veterans are holding their annual national convention next month at Bally's Hotel in Las Vegas. Crippled they are, many of course missing body parts lost since World War II up until the current Iraq and Afghanistan debacles. So they invite speakers, both keynote and some of lesser note. Hardly qualifies as a respectable convention without speakers really. Veep Dick Cheney made the key list, and RSVP'd to be there! Yes, he will be glad to speak as per the invitation at 8:30am, no prob. But only if the vets are sequestered for two hours before his arrival. And then not allowed to leave the room until he's done driveling. No matter that there are no bathrooms in the meeting room. Also not to mention that many of the attendees really can't be stuck in any room for so many hours because of health issues. David Autry, a DAV official said vets would have to get up "at O-dark-30 and try to get breakfast and showered and get their prosthetics on...