Furibundum

I hate this guy, Pastor Steven Anderson . I know what you're thinking, that I mean I don't like what he stands for. No, I hate the person. And I don't mean I just don't like his beliefs, either. I mean I really hate him and his dissing the president. Like it says in the Bible about guys like him, I hope he dies soon and his wife get left alone so that his kids have to beg and dig through trash just to live. Plain and simple, I hope he dies and goes straight to Hell. Here's my personal prayer about it: "Dear God, break his teeth in his mouth so that he melts like a snail and dies like a partially-birthed baby." Or something like that anyway. So what it doesn't make much sense, you get the gist. Like I said, I hate the man. Not that I would want somebody to do anything to him, mind you; that would make him seem a martyr and Lord knows we don't need that! Maybe he could die from natural causes instead, that would be all right. I would like ...

OK, since we've been officially outed, I'll simply come clean. Yes, we really do have an agenda. It's true. Oklahoma's State Representative Sally Kern (elected Republican ... scary) has apparently figured us out , uncovered our strategy of corruption, ploys to spread ungodly gayocracy all throughout civilized society. Her entire transcripted exposé following the post. Firstly, though, allow me to validate a few of her key points made. We, the few who have somehow managed to keep in check our inherent suicidal tendencies, do in fact strive to completely obliterate society (studies show it can be done!) We have by now succeeded in becoming more menacing to this righteous nation than even the most fervent of terrorists (aka Muslims.) We have begun expansion of our recruitment program by seeking out toddlers (the "terrible twos" are particularly quick studies) explaining that, despite propoganda to the contrary, the parts really do fit. Having no personal politic...