Hey, it's CPAC 2010 today... and tomorrow and the next day after that. Three full days of Conservative Political Action Conference kerfuffle , mostly talking over how to save freedom from or for or on this or that or the other; the usual docket with the usual suspects present and accounted for. There is this one thing even curiouser than the rest from today's agenda, a puzzlement, really: Getting Started in Hollywood , a session covering the "ins and outs of getting a career started in the world of film, TV and theater". I don't understand why . [Never mind, I found out that one of the guys for this is from a company, Big Hollywood , "for those who think something has gone drastically wrong and that Hollywood should return to its patriotic roots" . Who knew such roots?] Anyway, stunning the red team today, this morning's surprise appearance by the big dick Cheney himself, smirking and chattering on for a bit about something that I don't give...