So what, I'm not very mature for my age. I don't care, I'm easily amused because of it, and I enjoy being amused. Like this picture of a crucifix which was hoisted a couple of months ago above the main altar at the St. Charles Borromeo Catholic church in Oklahoma: I can come up with lots of hilariously inappropriate captions here, some that even I am embarrassed to admit thinking up, despite my unabashed crudity. I would share but probably everyone else is too sophisticated to see the humor. Plus, I really don't want to go to Hell. I'm guessing that there are an awful lot of Okie parishioners down there at the church where this is hung for real, who I reckon wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor about it, either. They are, in general, hugely offended by it instead, because they see nothing funny whatsoever about displaying Jesus' ginormous penis in church, not in the least bit! Seems as though this has caused quite a "deep divide" among members o...
LOL. I'm saving you a seat beside me in Hell.
ReplyDeleteLikewise if I get there first, I do enjoy laughing on the way there, though.
ReplyDeleteThe sad part is that most Christians forget that Jesus was human and emitted all sorts of "unholy" bodily odors during his life (and even more so after death) . The imbalance between divine and mortal always surprises me that it is still considered sacrilege to emphasize his humanity. Something stinkeths indeed!
ReplyDeleteThat was good. Guess that would be the def of "Bad cause of body odor" for sure. :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, that be true. People are weird that way with the imbalanced perception of Jesus divine yet mortal, they don't want to think about the specifics of it. Not that I blame them, really, I don't like thinking about the "unholy odors" of people I know now even and I wouldn't consider most of them divine even.
ReplyDeleteFor sure indeed. Makes me going three days without deodorant seem like nothing at all.
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