"I stinketh, don't I? Any of you have some frankincense I can borrow?"
- Jesus (via Matthew Paul Turner)
"I stinketh, don't I? Any of you have some frankincense I can borrow?"
- Jesus (via Matthew Paul Turner)
Georgia outlaws microchip implants: "Just imagine having a beeper in your rectum and your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city."
Well, that bill passed, the one from Georgia "so as to prohibit requiring a person to be implanted with a microchip," Senate Bill 235 . At least it made its way through the House Judiciary Committee, anyway, next stop the House Rules Committee that decides whether it moves on to the full House vote and (fingers crossed) final passage. I'd think it probably should, taking into account the compelling testimony brought up at this last hearing, from some fat lady about why non-consensual chipping should be made against the law. There she described in detail her own personal experience, with being implanted against her druthers: "I'm also one of the people in Georgia who has a microchip," she began. ("Also one?" There's more of them there?) She went on about the specific disadvantages, how it violates one's "right to work without being tortured by co-workers who are activating these microchips by using their cell phones and other electro
LOL. I'm saving you a seat beside me in Hell.
ReplyDeleteLikewise if I get there first, I do enjoy laughing on the way there, though.
ReplyDeleteThe sad part is that most Christians forget that Jesus was human and emitted all sorts of "unholy" bodily odors during his life (and even more so after death) . The imbalance between divine and mortal always surprises me that it is still considered sacrilege to emphasize his humanity. Something stinkeths indeed!
ReplyDeleteThat was good. Guess that would be the def of "Bad cause of body odor" for sure. :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, that be true. People are weird that way with the imbalanced perception of Jesus divine yet mortal, they don't want to think about the specifics of it. Not that I blame them, really, I don't like thinking about the "unholy odors" of people I know now even and I wouldn't consider most of them divine even.
ReplyDeleteFor sure indeed. Makes me going three days without deodorant seem like nothing at all.
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