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Douchebag of the Day

The Honorable James David Manning


"To those of you who are Barack Hussein Obama supporters, who are threatening to kill me because I am exposing him to the world as the emissary of the devil which he is, a closet homosexual, and the product of a white trashy mother, you need to understand that only death will stop me from speaking this truth."

Thank God that I happened across this today! I understand now why I should switch, voting all McMaverick instead ... my duty in helping to whip Obama's whore-spawned Satanic consul's gay terrorist ass.

Winner of Douchebag of the Day award, the Honorable James David Manning ... by proving himself to be such a Loser. Isn't that ironic?
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  1. LouNovember 4, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    Yeah, he worked hard for that award.

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  2. LuminaNovember 4, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    Give the man his bouquet.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 4, 2008 at 7:09 PM

    Have a feeling that earning the award kind of came naturally to this guy. And too, if bouquet is code word for foot in the ass I'd be happy to give it.

    Just for the record, I also must say that even if the guy had said something similar about McCain he still would have won. Douchebag determination is non-partisan.

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  4. Diane J StandifordNovember 6, 2008 at 12:23 AM

    Doug, you slay me. But how can I disagree with your nasty mouth?

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