"Whose picture is on a Susan B. Anthony dollar?"
"I have no idea."
"How much is a Susan B. Anthony dollar worth?"
"I don't know, ten dollars?"
"Is there such a thing as a two dollar bill?"
"Yes, I have a couple, actually. Is that how much that Susan B. Anthony dollar is worth?"
"You said ten dollars ... so how many two dollar bills would it take to equal a Susan B. Anthony dollar?"
"Four, yeah, four."
I paraphrased from having heard it just now without my transcription tablet handy, but that was the gist. Leno and his Jaywalking segments always seem to get quite a laugh. I personally never find riffraff imbecility very amusing, actually rather frightening instead.
"I have no idea."
"How much is a Susan B. Anthony dollar worth?"
"I don't know, ten dollars?"
"Is there such a thing as a two dollar bill?"
"Yes, I have a couple, actually. Is that how much that Susan B. Anthony dollar is worth?"
"You said ten dollars ... so how many two dollar bills would it take to equal a Susan B. Anthony dollar?"
"Four, yeah, four."
I paraphrased from having heard it just now without my transcription tablet handy, but that was the gist. Leno and his Jaywalking segments always seem to get quite a laugh. I personally never find riffraff imbecility very amusing, actually rather frightening instead.
I agree, they creep me out. College kids...holy nutcase.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that they even made it to college is what's so scary. Crap. And some of them might even vote, risky that to say the least.
ReplyDeleteI know. It's scary when Jay goes on the street. Not saying I am a "wisenheimer" myself, but it is shocking at times to see who he bumps into...makes me feel really smart, informed and on top of things. :)
ReplyDeleteI know they pick the stupidest of the stupid for the laughs, but the fact that there are enough of them out there for a regular segment is even more than a little bit disconcerting.
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