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Stupid Lesbians

A Greek court yesterday threw out the lawsuit brought by some folks from the island of Lesbos charging a gay rights group with demeaning its waterlocked citizenry by hijacking the word "Lesbian."

They say the name of the group Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece "insults the identity" of the natives there.

Dimitris Lambrou, the Lesbian dude who spearheaded the suit, is all wound up because he says, “My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian."

I have no idea why not, but that's what he claims. Maybe she's just not ready to leave the closet quite yet. I'm just surmising.

Yeah, evidently that's his main concern. Frankly I think he's probably got a bigger issue really when it comes to his own Lesbian pride than that of his sister's. Again, only a guess.

He did deny that the suit was homophobic in any way, of course, but still pointed out that the use of the L-word "violates the human rights of the islanders, and disgraces them around the world."

The dismissed case may now move on to the big time European Court, the attorneys threaten. Something must be done, after all!

It's so stupid it's funny somehow.

Is "Gay" next word up on the court's misnomer docket? Because as it turns out, believe it or not, most happy guys are not polesmokers nor happy ladies carpetmunchers. I'm just saying.

And then, what to do about that island of Dildo????

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  1. LOL! Did he think everyone would think that people who lived in the town were lesbians including the men?

    I think he has shamed the town more than any word could ever do.

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  2. Your right. It's so stupidly funny...that I don't even get it...

    And omg...that "island?" Never heard of it, but thought this part was funny...

    Today there is no human population on Dildo Island, but archaeologists have found clear evidence that people have been drawn to the island over thousands of years. What is the attraction?

    *giggling like a fourth grader*

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  3. I know, the Dildo thing was very immature, but I thought it was funny. But really even without native Dildo population, it's just as ridiculous as the Lesbos guy.

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  4. Seriously? In Greece...I mean hasn't that island been around like, forever? Suddenly, the history forgotten and a lawsuit? Almost sounds like a joke.

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  5. No joke. Stupidity always trumps time and history.

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