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Breaking News: Tim Russert In Hell

Just in case you were wondering, I thought you should know that Tim Russert is indeed now in hell where he belongs. Soon to be joined, make no mistake, by his slobbering jackass colleagues. So prophesieth our good friend and brother in Christ, Fred Phelps.

On the other hand ...

Holy fuck! I feel obligated to apologize on behalf of all most of us here in the Greater Kansas City metro region. We're really not, for the most part, maniacal inbred kooks, although I obviously cannot deny that there are indeed some amongst us. Case in point here.

[UPDATE: So Phelps and clan apparently decided to yank the video I had originally posted here of Fred Phelps dutifully explaining just exactly why Tim Russert is now in hell, as will soon be his similarly doomed associate journalists. All righty then. This one's still gettable, though, so I'm swapping it out. The essence of stupidity remains the same, just from another of the Phelps family nutjobs.]

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  1. Always has been, both he and every member of his whole nutjob clan.

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  2. Sometimes I suspect these guys do this sort of thing as a marketing ploy. But Phelps is obviously sincere ... and insane.

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  3. Yes, Doug, I totally understand marketing point (I spent 20 yrs in that bullshit industry, I know how it works and sorry for all the junk mail by the way) but you're right, the real freaky thing is that the Phelpses are obviously sincere, which is more than a little bit frightening.

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  4. LOL, I didn't know this crazy man was sill alive!

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