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Tomorrow A New Day

I practically dismembered a finger a few days ago while washing dishes! Too aggressive with the drinking glasses, apparently, and my keyboard mastery has been rather compromised ever since.

Okay, dismemberment may be a slight exaggeration, but it did slice from fingertip to base knuckle, and I'll tell you what, evidently phalanges are quite vascular. Who knew? I went through half a roll of paper towels before I was able to finally staunch the flow.

Thank God certain activities can still be one-handedly executed, lest I'd be really grumpy by now.

Anyway. Whatever, I'm back in business tomorrow. Have much on my mind, though ... now I'll have to pick and choose my rant. Multiple choice isn't always so easy. Until mañana, just know I'm still alive albeit handicapped. I've removed the Band-Aids for the final time tonight, so total flexibility should hopefully be restored soon. It'll be nice to have both hands functional again, for so many reasons.

Oh yeah, and I'll explain why the hell this song, too. See ya.

Gavin DeGraw - I Don't Want To Be

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  1. Diane J StandifordMay 9, 2008 at 11:00 PM

    Glad finger still is. My mom cut her finger w/aggressive washing, my 18yr old brother pssed out t the sight of her blood squirting to the yellow kitchen ceiling and our German Shephard passed out TOO! I, 10yrs old, had to call the EMS. LOL

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  2. AnonymousMay 11, 2008 at 1:26 AM

    Be careful! And stay away from dull knives. That's been the bane of my existence, having cut myself while bagel slicing.

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