So what, I'm not very mature for my age. I don't care, I'm easily amused because of it, and I enjoy being amused. Like this picture of a crucifix which was hoisted a couple of months ago above the main altar at the St. Charles Borromeo Catholic church in Oklahoma: I can come up with lots of hilariously inappropriate captions here, some that even I am embarrassed to admit thinking up, despite my unabashed crudity. I would share but probably everyone else is too sophisticated to see the humor. Plus, I really don't want to go to Hell. I'm guessing that there are an awful lot of Okie parishioners down there at the church where this is hung for real, who I reckon wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor about it, either. They are, in general, hugely offended by it instead, because they see nothing funny whatsoever about displaying Jesus' ginormous penis in church, not in the least bit! Seems as though this has caused quite a "deep divide" among members o
Short and sweet... Like me. LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo...wait. We bring carnage upon ourselves because we shift our focus to tending the delicate ecosystems we inhabit instead of the inhabitants? After reading Hudgins article this makes perfect sense: everything is worthless unless it's exploitable or a direct benefit to human needs. Who wants to build a rocket to blow up Mars? I'm sure we could find some profitable raw materials, or the very least make room for an interstellar super-highway to the casinos on Jupiter.
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ReplyDeleteIn a family of tall people I'm considered short. I'm about 5 ft 3 or 5 ft 4 on a good day. My 12 - year -old is almost taller than I am.
I Guess Hudgins is having trouble seeing the forest for all the damned trees!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell!
ReplyDeleteI did some roadside dumping instead.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Doug! Love it. :)
ReplyDeleteScrew the planet, score for us!
ReplyDeleteAmen, Christopher! And thanks for your thoughts. :)
ReplyDeleteWow...rainlillie is short? OK, seriously, HUH? Yeah, picking up trash is pretty extreme. Planting a tree is doggone RADICAL. Frickin' Socialist Commies.
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